Darwin chortles about the most recent April Fools prank going around. He surmises that the unwitting fools got quite a shock to the old genomes when they inserted their keys into the ‘key cleaning machine’.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin gleefully notes that this fine specimen appears to be exhibiting a major case of “Genome Impairment due to a Flaming and Exploding Ding-A-Ling” thingy. Darwin further states, that if left untreated, all that will be left of said genomes will be burnt out husks. You can watch the flambe act while enjoying Chuck Berry expounding on the “Ding-A-Ling” phenomenon.
Chuck Berry – “My Ding-A-Ling”
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin duly notes that SJW’s tend not to be the ‘brightest candles on the cake’. He points out that this genius was a ‘few clowns short of a circus’ when he decided throwing a flaming bottle of flammables was a good idea. One could say the SJW’s ‘logs were ablaze but the chimney was clogged’. And furthermore, Darwin says noting the cracking sounds of genomes roasting, this Social Justice Warrior was definitely ‘a few burgers short of a barbecue’.
Darwin theorizes that most of these SJW Rocket Scientists are ‘all booster and no payload’. He says most of them ‘couldn’t hit a target with an atomic bomb’ or much less ‘blow their noses even if brains were dynamite’. As for the genome question itself, Darwin hypothesizes that this SJW shish kebab’s ‘brother was an only child’.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin says it’s always best to keep your genomes balanced…until you fall and crush them, of course.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin, while rolling on the floor laughing his ass off, says guys, really? You’re actually going to place explosives next to your ‘ownliest’ genome jewels and then explode them. The explosives, that is. And obviously your jewels too. You know the ones that are parked right next to the explosive. You know it’s not going to work out well, right? But the ‘clicks’ are worth it? OK, then. Whatever lights your fire. You will definitely not be polluting the old gene pool. How do you spell eunuch? E U N U C H. What’s that spell? Y O U.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin cackles gleefully as he points out that this motorcycle clown act probably did $10,000 damage to his bike, but, just like his IQ, this genius’ genomes and skin are pretty cheap.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin winces and swallows a little gorge as he relays the grisly details of the “Big cat poacher … mauled to death and EATEN by the pride of lions he was hunting with only his head remaining at South African game reserve”. Eeewww!! Damn!! Daily Mail. I’m gonna have to use some eyebleach to get rid of that gory vision. Darwin, recovering his ironic sense of humor, says the whole episode sort of reminds him of a White House Briefing where Sarah Sanders had FakeNews CNN’s, Jim Acosta, a la tartare style for lunch.
The hunter was heard screaming for help as he was attacked at the Ingwelala Private Nature Reserve in Hoedspruit outside Phalaborwa.
But the lions quickly killed their victim and devoured most of his body before being chased off, leaving his head untouched.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin in quick to point out that he definitely sympathizes with anyone that doesn’t want to risk their ‘ownliest’ genomes by passing logging trucks or Bridge Beam Haulers. Here’s one example where “to hesitate is not to lose.”
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
