Darwin’s ponders whether these brainiacs were in charge of cleanup at the old ammo storage facility in the Ukraine.
Darwin says, “BOOM!!” goes your genomes, Mr. Rocket Scientist” along with that Ukrainian Ammo Depot.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
From time to time Darwin comes across a category of genome chlorination that is unto itself and most worthy of special recognition. It has to ‘rise above’ the crowd. It has to be even more strikingly stupid than Rachael Maddow’s scoop showing Donald Trump paid $38 Million in taxes thus earning her Geraldo Rivera’s “Al Capone’s Vault Award.” Her special category is – Darwin’s Ladder Brigade.
Darwin points out that diving into six inches of water, genomes first, so to speak, tends to scramble ones intellectuals – and other personal parts.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
From time to time Darwin comes across a category of genome chlorination that is unto itself and most worthy of special recognition. It has to ‘rise above’ the crowd. It has to be even more strikingly stupid than Warren Beatty announcing the wrong “Best Picture Award” at this year’s Oscars. That special category is – Darwin’s Ladder Brigade.
Darwin chuckles, ironically, that having your genomes ‘flattened’ by a runaway tire is like getting hit by lightning, having a meteor fall on your head, or making a video that goes viral. With the exception of perhaps, winning the lottery, Darwin notes that odds like that never work out well for the overall ‘health and happiness’ of your genomes. Here’s the result of the ‘viral video’.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N57hsxoegQ
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin sadly notes that when one’s genomes get ejected from the game for a “No Passing Zone” violation, it’s usually a career ending foul.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin notes that ‘pole vaulting’ bulls can be a daunting challenge, especially since it’s an angry moving target. Yet some fools do risk their genomes trying it, much to Darwin’s satisfaction.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin expounds that when one puts explosive fireworks, thin ice, and a boy together, it’s usually a recipe to either freeze or explode that self-same boy’s genomes. In this case, we have the interesting exception.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin has a hard time containing his glee every time some fool attempts a belly flop (or as Darwin in wont to call it – a ball buster) and it turns out to be a true genome squisher. Usually, there is water involved, and sometimes as in this poor fool’s experience, not so much water.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors