Daily Darwin – Genomic Demise by Exercise

Darwin always chortles when he sees some fool exercising, especially when said fool’s genomes get crushed in a treadmill mishap.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Skateboarder Nutcase

Darwin says that if you chose to be a skateboarding nutcase, it would be well of you to keep your nuts in their own case, just sayin’ genomically.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Flaming Dick Trick…er, Drink Trick

Darwin apologizes for the headline (right!), but he couldn’t resist. He says that anyone that intentionally sets the family genomes on fire deserves to be the “butt” of a “dick” joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLoZ1pMGk2g

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Original link from – Woodsterman

Daily Darwin – Bitch Slapped By A Geyser

Darwin duly notes that not only can your face be “bitch-slapped” by a geyser, but there’s a fair chance your genomes can be par-boiled by the same.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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