Darwin says that this maneuver should only be attempted by a professional on a closed course. Otherwise your genome may be turned topsy-turvy.
Let’s make this a topsy-turvy twofer!!!
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin says succinctly, watch the bouncing ball if you want to keep your genome.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin notes that a Nation’s Foreign Policy occasionally earns a Darwin Award. Notably, Neville Chamberlain, Jimmy Carter, and Nero were amongst the recipients.
Darwin mentions that the motorcycle dude is about to lose his Gluteus Maximus genome. And it won’t be pretty.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
A man who apparently got stuck in the chimney of a Huron home during a botched burglary attempt died Saturday after the homeowners lit a fire in the fireplace, the Fresno County Sheriff’s Office said.Lt. Brandon Pursell said deputies received a 911 call to the 16000 block of West Gale Avenue just before 3 p.m. After lighting a fire, the male homeowner heard screaming coming from somewhere inside the house. When the resident realized a person was in the chimney, he extinguished the fire.
Darwin also notes that this smoked dude’s balls and brain in all probability can’t be distinguished from your average chimps pieces and parts.
Deputies and firefighters had to smash the chimney to get the man out. He was
Which hand has the intelligence?
pronounced dead at the scene. The Fresno County coroner will perform an autopsy to confirm a cause of death. The man’s identity is being withheld pending notification of his family.
Investigators believe he had attempted to break into the home sometime during the evening hours of Nov. 27. He had remained in the chimney all day.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin reminds us that all of God’s creatures have their place. The golfer’s job is to pee in the rough. The squirrels job is to collect nuts. You make the genome connection.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin says that if you give a Chimpanzee an AK-47, loaded no less, you can expect your genome to get it’s balls blown off. Just sayin’.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin says that there is nothing like a 30 yard long flying face plant and body slide to hone the rough edges off of the ol’ family gonads.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
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botched burglary attempt died Saturday after the homeowners lit a fire in the fireplace, the Fresno County Sheriff’s Office said.Lt. Brandon Pursell said deputies received a 911 call to the 16000 block of West Gale Avenue just before 3 p.m. After lighting a fire, the male homeowner heard screaming coming from somewhere inside the house. When the resident realized a person was in the chimney, he extinguished the fire.
