Roy Moore, Senator Wanna Be – R.I.P.

From the NYTimes, “Once a Long Shot, Democrat Doug Jones Wins Alabama Senate Race“.

Barack Obama’s Contribution To The #GroperGate Phenomena

Spanky Ponders Robert Mueller’s Trump Investigation

Spanky’s Story is almost as ‘remarkable’ as Robert Mueller’s so-called investigation.  As a matter of fact, Spanky’s story might even stand up in court.  Bob Mueller’s?  Maybe not so much….

Too Bad Trump’s General Michael Wasn’t a General George

From CNBC, “Michael Flynn, Trump’s ex-national security adviser, pleads guilty to lying to the FBI; now cooperating with Russia probe“.

Kate Steinle Murder Trial Juror Comments On Verdict

From CBS-SFBayArea, “Jury Finds Garcia Zarate Not Guilty In Steinle Murder Trial“.

Unnamed juror from the Kate Steinle Murder Trial is overheard saying, “Suck on that Donald ‘Effing Trump.”

Jurors Thursday afternoon acquitted the illegal immigrant accused of killing Kate Steinle as she walked with her father on a crowded San Francisco pier of all charges except for felony possession of a firearm.

A spokesperson for the Superior Court of California made the announcement that the jury had reached a verdict shortly after 3 p.m. Shortly after 4:30 p.m., the shocking verdict was announced that Jose Ines Garcia Zarate was found not guilty of all charges except for the gun possession charge.

Sources close to the jury claim that most of the jury deliberations focused on how best to send President Donald Trump a message about not messing around with ‘Sanctuary California’.

**FakeNewsThatIsProbablyTrue

Bill Clinton’s Roosters Have Found a Home

Al Franken Returns to Work

Al FrankenWeinstein’s Senate colleagues have a new name for him, “Jabba the Rutt”. If the shoe fits Al…

Senator Al FrankenWeinstein, aka Jabba the Rutt

Trump ‘Clint Eastwoods’ Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi

President Donald Trump borrowed a page from Clint Eastwood’s  2012 RNC ‘Empty Chair‘ speech and did an ‘Eastwood’ on Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi after their passive-aggressive decision to boycott a Presidential meeting on the current tax reform legislation.  The poor babies didn’t like a Trump Tweet.  Chuck.  Nancy.  Your really make it oh, so easy for Trump to troll you.  Man up!  You to Chuck.

USA Today has the rest of the story.