Hillary was overheard saying, “With this new face and boobs, and my new lefty slogan, ‘Ain’t No Free Shit Better Than Hillary’s’, those Twenty-something SJW’s don’t stand a chance. Now if I could just get rid of Bill….
He’s coming for you, Millennials. And the tattoos….? Whoa!
I can’t wait to see what Kamala, Elizabeth, or Kirsten have to say about poor old Gropin’ Joe Biden should he have the temerity to run against the #MeToo’s in 2020. If you thought the Kavanaugh hearing was ugly, just try getting between a Democrat woman and the chance to be the first female President of the United States. Sorry Hillary. I didn’t mean to leave you out of the pack. Third times the charm, right?
Still setting her sights on a 2020 run, and knowing that her little eye problem could cost a vote or two, Hillary has hired an eye expert to help retrain her crazy eyes. That effort ‘oughta’ win her Wisconsin, don’t you think?
Gropin’ Joe Biden has put his game face on and is getting ready for a run for the White House. See what you’ll be in for.
**Editor’s note – All American Eagle feathers used in Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren’s faux-Indian headdress were gleaned from the remains of birds murdered by the White man’s Wind Generator totem.