Today’s Lesson In Allegory. The little guy with the stuck tongue is Adam “Captain Ahab” Schiff. The Pole that little Adam’s tongue is stuck to is Trump’s “Moby Impeachment Dick.”
**Any insinuation that Adam “Captain Ahab” Schiff’s tongue was stuck to Trump’s actual “Great White Whale” was unintended and coincidental. But now that you’ve seen it, it can not be unseen.
Do you think the ‘Barney’ Schiff likes baby oil as much as the ‘Conan’ Schiff. That would be a good question for his next Press Conference.
Nancy Pelosi ‘pre-ripped’ pages of Trump’s SOTU speech
The New York Post writes,
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi apparently made tiny tears in her copy of President Trump’s State of the Union address — so that her speech-ripping moment could go off without a hitch.
As Trump introduced cancer-stricken radio host Rush Limbaugh — who received the Medal of Freedom during the speech — Pelosi could be seen grabbing the pages off the table.
2:14 PM: Washington Post: Romney “sealed a place in history.”
2:15 PM: Romney will be first Senator in history to vote to remove a president of own party (convict on abuse of power and acquit on obstruction of Congress).
Some people ain’t no damn good
You can’t trust ’em, you can’t love em
No good deed goes unpunished
John Mellencamp – Crumblin’ Down
Will Mitt Romney vote to acquit President Trump or will he step off the cliff and become Utah’s newest former Junior Senator?
Trump Derangement Syndrome has struck Adam “Captain Ahab” Schiff hard . Mr. Schiff, like Captain Queeg on the witness stand wrapped in all his paranoiac grandeur, said President Trump “could offer Alaska to the Russians in exchange for support in the next election…” GTFOH!! Adam. When Trump supporters start chanting “Lock ’em up!!” they may not be chanting about Hillary any more.
Adam Schiff:
If Trump isn't removed he "could offer Alaska to the Russians in exchange for support in the next election or decide to move to Mar-a-Lago permanently and leave Jared Kushner to run the country, delegating to him the decision whether they go to war." pic.twitter.com/VBzkonqpmH
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) February 3, 2020
