Portland Witch Infestation – Update

Update:  The Portland Witches announced today that there will be a major technology update for next year’s Paddleboarding event.  Spokeswitch Bella Strange said, “Our new twin engine brooms are really gonna churn up the old Willamette River next year.  Our biggest concern will be in avoiding being cited for excessive wakes in the newly designated “No Wake Zones“.

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