Liberalism

Fake News Shit Storm

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From Breitbart, “Fake News King Brian Williams Leads Charge Against ‘Fake News’“.

Fake journalist Brian Williams, who was suspended from the NBC Nightly News anchor slot for reporting fake news and lost the job altogether — and is now relegated to an MSNBC position — slammed fake news on MSNBC on Thursday.

“Fake news played a role in this election and continues to find a wide audience,” Williams said, before attacking retired Army Lt. Gen. Mike Flynn—President-elect Donald Trump’s National Security Adviser—and Breitbart News Network.

Watch out for that RPG Brian.

#Whiners – Getting Ready for Trump’s Inauguration

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All of Hill and Jill’s and Bern’s snowflakes are stocking up on riot ‘binkies‘ so they can show up in force to disrupt Donald J. Trump’s inauguration festivities.  I can’t wait to see Donald’s ‘ Gray Panthers ‘ put the melt to Hill’s snowflakes.

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Make America Steak Again

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With a little more effort the only thing California will grow or produce is Mexicans.  Forget about cows (Beef, It’s What’s For Dinner) ’cause “California’s New Cow Fart Regulations Totally Stink“.

make_america_steak_again“This bill curbs these dangerous pollutants and thereby protects public health and slows climate change,” said Gov. Jerry Brown said in a statement when he signed the bill in September, against the wishes of the state’s farmers.

The law won’t stop cows from farting, of course, because cows are notoriously disrespectful of human-passed laws. Instead, it will make life more difficult for dairy farmers in California.

California used to be the land of “fruits and nuts“, but with their penchant for regulations it’s soon going to be the “land of sand and sagebrush”.  And Mexicans.

#DumpKellogs

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Your favorite breakfast cereal brand, Kelloggs, has decided to become a political tool used by Establishment Liberals to attack Conservative Cereal Crunchers (CCC’s) who enjoy Breitbart News as much as they do their morning helping of Fruit Loops.  CCC’s of the world unite in telling Kelloggs that we don’t “need no stinkin’ liberal hypocrisy” with our Pop Tarts.  Click the #DumpKelloggs image to be redirected to the Breitbart Boycott sign up form.

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