Inquiring minds want to know when the Bruce Jenner commemorative road signs will be changed?
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Breakfast of Champions?
Is Fruit Loops the new “Breakfast of Champions?”
You don’t think Kellogg’s is going to be asking for those big endorsement fees back, do you?
Late for Cinco de Mayo Party
After getting repaired, this party animal faces being charged with GWI–“Guacamoling While Intoxicated.”
Which Way to the YMCA?
Y.M.C.A. – Village People
Young man, there’s no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, ’cause you’re in a new town
There’s no need to be unhappy.
Young man, there’s a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you’re short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I’m sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys …
More Information Than I Need
Or want. By the way, what’s the purpose of that hose? The one attached to the wall? And the toilet? The one with the seemingly flexible line?
Tea With Alice
Which pill am I supposed to request from Alice??
Past Performance Predicts….
It is said that “past performance predicts future behavior”. Sounds reasonable. So what might the passage of the ACA-ObamaCare teach us about the pending Iranian Nuclear Treaty?
Stool sample is too genteel. I’d call the deal a turd in a punchbowl.
A “Tail” of Three Cities
You can put the girl in the ghetto, but can you take the ghetto out of the girl?
Groucho’s Dog
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” Groucho Marx.
