Which came first? The Chicken or the AR-15? Wait. That was supposed to be, “Why did the AR-15 cross the road?”
**Answer to “Why did the AR-15 cross the road?” To gather the game it shot from about 200 yards on the other side of the road.
***No crap please about shooting across a road–it was a tasteless joke.
****Well maybe not tasteless, ’cause it “tastes like CHICKEN!!” (drumroll)
And no girlie men allowed.
Or should I say, “Season of the Duck.”