The merrymaking goes from sunup to sundown, and only the strongest of Coronivàle preppers and viral junkies survive – period.
Or Wuhan Coronavirus, Or Kung Flu….
Everybody Is Kung Flu Fighting When They Eat Mor Chikin
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Or How I Survived The Great Toilet Paper War of 2020
…Cause Ozzy Knows A Thing Or Two About Bats.
Des Moines Register – It was the chomp heard ’round the world… when, on Jan. 20, 1982, Ozzy Osbourne dined on a bat while on stage in Des Moines in front of 5,000 or so witnesses. The landmark night turned out to be a bloody decapitation…By a looney Englishman with toxic drug habits whose job description at the time read something like “dark prince of heavy metal.”
So, yeah. Ozzy knows a thing or two about a bat or two.
**Thanks Anon in MT