Costco says, “We busted our asses to get you your horde of 10,000 rolls of Personal Anal Wipes (PAWs), so you own them. You can bequeath them to you great-great grandchildren as proof that you were a survivor of the Chinese Coronavirus Pandemic of 2020. As a public service, we are providing an App called “PAWS” or “Will You Outlive Your Toilet Paper Supply – EZ Calculator.” Download it today.
“Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.”
**Thanks Anon in MT
***”Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.” Everyday use: When you’re so done with something…like the ‘effing Chinese Wuhan Coronavirus, aka Kung Flu.