Chinese Novel Coronavirus
The woman is seriously weird and the scene is so seriously macabre that I feel compelled to put it behind an EYE BLEACH Warning. Click More at your own peril.
And just in case you prefer “Continental Dishes“, Betty has a “Belgian Squirrel” Helper that is to die for. Also, check out her new cookbook, “COVID Cuisine” or “Serving Up Backyard Bounty in the Year of the Kung Flu.”
**Thanks Anon in MT
You might call it COVID-19, or the Chinese Coronavirus, or the Wuhan Coronavirus, or even the Kung Flu, but it will always be “The Day the Toilet Paper Died.” So Bye, Bye, Miss American Pie…
Don McLean – “American Pie”
This solution to the struggle might work, but so would corn husks…
Costco says, “We busted our asses to get you your horde of 10,000 rolls of Personal Anal Wipes (PAWs), so you own them. You can bequeath them to you great-great grandchildren as proof that you were a survivor of the Chinese Coronavirus Pandemic of 2020. As a public service, we are providing an App called “PAWS” or “Will You Outlive Your Toilet Paper Supply – EZ Calculator.” Download it today.
“Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.”
**Thanks Anon in MT
***”Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.” Everyday use: When you’re so done with something…like the ‘effing Chinese Wuhan Coronavirus, aka Kung Flu.
The Rolling Stones – Gimme Shelter (Official Lyric Video)
