The News Hour with Kim Jong-RocketMan

Meet ESPN and The NFL Network’s newest talent.  It’s speculated that Kim Jong-RocketMan will be not only have a Weekend Show talking both sports and politics, but also be doing a three minute spot prior to the start of each game.  RocketMan states that the yet unnamed spot will definitely not have any socially divisive music.  And “that’s the way it is“.

Kim Jong-RocketMan

Instead of referring to Kim Jong-un as ‘Little Fat Man’, President Donald Trump is now referring to the short, fat, hair challenged North Korean Dictator as ‘Rocket Man‘. Some say it’s a term of endearment, others say it’s an attempt at rapprochement. Who knows? At least President Trump isn’t calling Kim “Cinderfella“. Yet…

Kim Jong-RocketMan

Don’s Juan Dreamers – Tilting At Windmills

From the Daily Caller, “Amnesty Could Be Trump’s First Major Legislative Accomplishment“.

President Donald Trump, who based his insurgent campaign heavily on an anti-immigration platform, might end up enacting legislative amnesty for hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants as his first major accomplishment.

Or, according to the LA Times, maybe it will work out, “Dealing with Democrats? Protecting ‘Dreamers’? Here in Arizona that’s just fine with these Trump supporters.

But as Trump shifted this week to a softer approach on the young immigrants in legal limbo through no fault of their own, many of his most die-hard supporters moved right along with him — among them Arpaio, who was ousted in November by voters tired of his inflammatory approach.

Regardless of your point of view, a few of Don’s Juan Memes are still good for some guilty ‘non-politically correct’ fun.

**Yes. The title is a mixed metaphor, but I still think it works.

Little Kim Jong Tests the ‘Big Un’

As reported in The New York Times, “North Korea Says It Tested a Hydrogen Bomb Meant for Missiles“. The ‘kimchi‘ keeps getting deeper.

North Korea carried out its sixth and most powerful nuclear test in an extraordinary show of defiance against President Trump on Sunday, saying it had detonated a hydrogen bomb that could be mounted on an intercontinental ballistic missile.

The test, which the North called a “complete success,” was the first to clearly surpass the destructive power of the bombs dropped on the Japanese cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki in World War II.

A gallery of Kim Jong playing with his little ‘un’.

 

Trump Pardons Sheriff Joe – Senator Jeff ‘Flakes and Moans’

NewsMax reports, “Jeff Flake: Trump Should Have Honored Judicial Process on Arpaio“.

Arizona Republican Sen. Jeff Flake said Friday that he would have “preferred” that President Donald Trump allow the judicial process to “take its course” instead of pardoning former Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

Flake, who has slammed Trump and his policies in recent weeks, took to Twitter:

Remember, come Primary Season, that Senator Flake has aligned himself with Hillary Clinton’s view of Sheriff Joe. Hillary’s view, from the New York Times,

Hillary Clinton sharply denounced Sheriff Joe Arpaio, saying the Maricopa County sheriff, who became the face of hard-line anti-immigration policies because of his tactics here, had treated his “fellow human beings with disrespect” and contempt.”

“It just makes my heart sink,” Mrs. Clinton told a rally of mostly Latino supporters on Monday. “We are better than that.”

Yes, Senator. You make our hearts sink, too. Such a disappointment you are.