Gunshots and Explosions and Soda Cans, Oh My!

The Daily Caller reports that, “MSNBC Host Reporting On Youtube Active Shooter Confuses Soda Can Opening For Gunshots“.  The incident made for a most excellent Wizard of Oz, “Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!” moment, don’t you think?

A bizarre moment occurred during the network’s on-air coverage of the YouTube headquarters shooting when host Nicolle Wallace confused a soda pop can opening for potential gun shots.

That’s when the near-unmistakable sound of a soda can opening – for some reason, live on-air – could be heard on the MSNBC set.

“I think we just heard some gunshots,” Wallace reported. “Should we listen to that for a second, control room? Not gunshots? OK. They’ll tell us if there’s something we need to — to dip in and listen to.”

Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My! – “The Wizard of Oz”

New Product To Help Clean Up After FakeNews CNN Town Halls

You know that the aftermath of a FakeNews CNN Town Hall can be truly nasty and almost impossible to clean up behind (Huh?).  But now, with the New RotoWipe your little problems get flushed right down the drain.  No more dealing with nasty hangers-on, dingleberries, or having to do the dreaded TP Shuffle.

A FakeNews CNN Town Hall Product

FakeNews CNN – Show Us The Facts

You say facts matter, CNN. So let’s get to the bottom of the facts. Produce all of the texts, emails, notes, and communications of any kind regarding organizing the Town Hall event. Make sure to include story boards and direction from Top Management. Include any communications to Advertisers or Ad Agencies regarding placement of any ads along with sales presentations.

Now, agree to testify to the facts, under oath, along with all civilian principals, before a Congressional Committee. Then maybe we will know the facts.

Fake News or Fact, Jake Tapper

MSNBC’s Joy Reid – Russian Troll Favorite

Boris and Natasha Trolling MSNBC’s Joy Reid

The irony is definitely ‘strong with this one’.  MSNBC has survived this past 2 years by serving their viewers a steady diet of ‘Trump Hating’ and ‘Russian Colluding’ goodies.  One of the chief chefs has been, none other than, Joy Reid.  And now we find that Russian trolls, Boris and Natasha, are the ones who have been writing the ‘restaurant reviews’, so to speak.

Law & Crime reports, “MSNBC Host Joy-Ann Reid Was Apparently Russian Trolls’ Favorite Pundit“.

Somewhat lost in the flood of recriminations, however, was news that the Russian trolls favored one political pundit far in excess of their support for Sanders—and roughly half as much as Donald Trump.

According to an analysis of the raw data by Law&Crime, Joy-Ann Reid–recently and glowingly profiled as a heroine of the #Resistance by the New York Times–received some 267 total retweets by the private sector Russian troll brigade.

‘Haunch of Acosta’

For today’s White House Press Briefing luncheon, Chef Sarah will both prepare your meal, and, especially in the case of FakeNews CNN’s Jim Acosta, serve it up cold. The feature entree, a prime ‘haunch of Acosta’, will be served ‘ a la tartare’ with a sprinkling of Worcester sauce and ground pepper.  Bibs and handi-wipes will be available upon request.