With earthquakes at historic levels, the State of Oklahoma wants you to know when the next “Big One” happens. You can pick up your free “Earthquake Detection Device” at any State or Local government office. Some assembly will be required.
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Previous failed attempts to find the key to creating a “perpetual motion” machine.
Here we have either Willie Robertson before he grew a beard, or highlights of the coming Zombie Duck Apocalypse. Your choice.
Gonna get me some.
The Flintstones Theme Song
I brought the flags and the firecrackers.
Granny invented the phrase “Git ‘er Done!”
