Spring happens this weekend. The seasonings change. Fire up that BBQ. Eat meat.
Don’t you just love the smell of charcoal lighter in the morning?
Murica
Murica – Redneck Gravity Well
This redneck Einstein knows that when it’s cold outside of the tent, you don’t want to drag your ass out to feed the fire. The resulting craftily engineered tent warmer proves that gravity exists.
Murica – Compare and Contrast
There is a difference here, right?
Arkansas Gas Chamber
Not a pretty way to die, but extremely effective. Since this gas chamber was pressed into service, violent crime in Arkansas has dropped by 90%.
Warning. Warning. Eye Bleach Alert! Danger, Will Robinson!! Danger!!!
Read more at your peril. You have been warned.
Murica – Cheetos Power
I’m not sure these two are just exactly the spokes-models Frito-Lay would chosen if left to their own devices. Just sayin’.
Sorry. I forgot the “eye-bleach” designator for this post. My bad.
Murica – Deer Rifle
This baby field dresses, butchers and ‘prolly cooks your deer in an Arkansas minute.
That’s what I’m talkin’ about!
Murica – Whole ‘Nuther Language
Texas is as Texas does….
Murica – Couch Spuds
This fine group of couch dwellers are test spuds participating in a project to determine how long it will take robots to take over the world. Looks as if it has already been determined that the robo-usurpers weapon of choice is the French fry and 2 liter pop.
