Murica
Murica – Cinco de Luau
You’ve got your Corona beer, your colorful shorts, your beach sand, dune buggy, and your tits. It’s a Murica Cinco de Luau for sure. All that’s missing is poi flavored vomit.
Murica – Now That’s Real Redneck Engineering
You got your shade and you got your shades. Your floating refrigerator. Your propulsion. Your source of food in the wild. A footbath. Your beards. Maybe a ponytail. And most certainly, you’ve got your butt-crack.
Murica – From Seasoning to Shining Seasoning
Spring happens this weekend. The seasonings change. Fire up that BBQ. Eat meat.
Don’t you just love the smell of charcoal lighter in the morning?
Murica – Redneck Gravity Well
This redneck Einstein knows that when it’s cold outside of the tent, you don’t want to drag your ass out to feed the fire. The resulting craftily engineered tent warmer proves that gravity exists.
Murica – Compare and Contrast
There is a difference here, right?
Arkansas Gas Chamber
Not a pretty way to die, but extremely effective. Since this gas chamber was pressed into service, violent crime in Arkansas has dropped by 90%.
Warning. Warning. Eye Bleach Alert! Danger, Will Robinson!! Danger!!!
Read more at your peril. You have been warned.
Murica – Cheetos Power
I’m not sure these two are just exactly the spokes-models Frito-Lay would chosen if left to their own devices. Just sayin’.
Sorry. I forgot the “eye-bleach” designator for this post. My bad.
