Takes care of both asswipes and what they produce.
Murica
Gonna Beat You Like A Red-headed Stepchild
Or maybe not so much…
That little ‘sweat flick’ though, will get you stomped by six sweaty bovine types the next time you step into a dark alley. Red-heads have a defective “enough is enough” gene that will soon cause their extinction, according to certain peer reviewed studies.
Ready For The Brickyard 400
The 2018 Brickyard 400, branded as Big Machine Vodka 400 at the Brickyard, is a Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series race held on September 10, 2018 at Indianapolis Motor Speedway in Speedway, Indiana. It is the 25th running of the Brickyard 400. Contested over 160 laps on the 2.5-mile (4.0 km) speedway, it was the 26th race of the 2018 Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series season, and the final race of the regular season before the playoffs.
Murica – Top Tractor Brands
You’ve got your John Deere, Allis Chalmers and Kubota. And you’ve got your Mahaydra, as shown here.
Redneck Iditarod – Don’t Eat That Yellow Snow
Mush!! You husky’s. Mush!!
Frank Zappa – “Don’t Eat That Yellow Snow”