Crazy In California – Hi-Capacity Assault Straw Dispensers Banned

First they said “You can’t go to Oklahoma (and 8 other states)“, then they came for your plastic bags and your tasty foie gras, they banished your pet gerbil , neutered your firearms,  and now, insult to injury, they’re gonna put you in jail for using an ‘effing straw!!!  Get out while you can!  Err… on second thought, don’t.  No sense giving you the chance to screw up someone else’s state.

**Thanks Anon in MT

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