Mizzou Poop Comes Home to Roost

Do you remember the dainty little “Snowflakes” at the University of Missouri protesting a “poop” swastika and other horrific perceived injustices?  Well, the Daily Caller reports, “Mizzou Officials Realize They Could Have Avoided National Humiliation By ENFORCING EXISTING RULES“.

An ad hoc committee at the University of Missouri has concluded that the school could have avoided its still-reverberating nationwide humiliation Clint_Eastwood_Pussy_Generationstemming from last semester’s eruption of Black Lives Matter protests if officials would have enforced a policy that has been in existence for decades.

The November protests attracted national attention after graduate student Jonathan Butler, the son of a millionaire railroad executive, went on a hunger strike and convinced 32 Mizzou football players to boycott all team activities. There were false reports of people wearing Ku Klux Klan hoods. There was a poop swastika. The protest also included a now-fired professor, Melissa Click, who threatened a student cameraman with mob violence.

 

Slouching From the Cheerios – #Whiners

From the WaPost.com, “The baffling reason many millennials don’t eat cereal“.

Few things are as painless to prepare as cereal. Making it requires little more than pouring something (a cereal of your choice) into a bowl and then pouring something else (a milk of your choice) into the same bowl. Eating it requires Bernie_Birdie_Supporters_01little more than a spoon and your mouth. The food, which Americans still buy $10 billion of annually, has thrived over the decades, at least in part, because of this very quality: its convenience.

And yet, for today’s youth, cereal isn’t easy enough.

[A]nother thing happening, which should scare cereal makers — and, really, anyone who has a stake in this country’s future — more: A large contingent of millennials are uninterested in breakfast cereal because eating it means using a bowl, and bowls don’t clean themselves (or get tossed in the garbage). Bowls, kids these days groan, have to be cleaned.

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