The Joy of Painting ‘Happy ‘Effing Machine Gunners’

The political rancor and partisan squabbling has even gotten to our ‘Happy Painter”, Bob Ross. He was overheard on the set saying, “Screw the ‘happy little trees’ and screw the ‘happy little accidents’, I’m gonna paint some ‘happy ‘effing machine gunners’ or I’ll end up taking an ‘effing palette knife to somebody’s ‘effing ass.  And I’m as ‘effing serious about that as an ‘effing happy little heart attack!”

Bob Ross Painting Happy Trees… *Ohhhh here they come!*

A Clown Goes to Washington

Clowns, by their very nature, are not usually political activists.  However, when provoked by a bickering, elitist, partisan, do-nothing, hypocritical, obstructionist Congress, some clowns are willing to make an exception.  That exception, my friends, is always the one that proves the rule, “Politics is all about who’s axe gets gory.”


Trump Disses Dem ‘Head Clown’, Chucky Schumer

From the DailyMail,

President-elect Donald Trump lashed out at congressional Democrats on Thursday – including ‘head clown’ Chuck Schumer, the Senate minority leader – saying they should work with Republicans to find a workable replacement for the Obamacare medical insurance overhaul plan.