Matt Damon’s Saturday Night Live ‘cold open’ skit belittling Judge Brett Kavanaugh’s Senate testimony surely mean Damon will receive this years “Feckless Cunt Award” for being the most hypocritical, self-unaware, Hollywood liberal low-life. Here’s a reminder, Matt, of who help you earn this prestigious award – Harvey Weinstein.
Update…Update!! It’s a tie with Senator Cory Booker.
He tosses this cheap parting shot after embarrassing himself questioning Judge Brett Kavanaugh. Over his shoulder (so-to-speak), after his time had expired, he says, “Judge, do you believe Anita Hill?” Thus he steals the title of today’s “Pencil-neck, Pin-dick, Bug-fucker” from Democratic Senator Richard “The Original Dick” Durban. What an ‘effing clown show these Democrats are.
Stand with the NRA and Stand With Brett Kavanaugh. Listen as Oliver North exposes the Democratic hypocrites for what they are. He takes “Sparacus” Booker apart. Exposes “Stolen Honor” Blumenthal and “Gun Confiscating” Feinstein. And asks how any Democrat with a shred of integrity could call “Murdering Ted” Kennedy a “Lion”–some protectors of women, they are.
“I say bury my heart in Washington, D.C. My eyes are leaking tears as I listen to Democrats speaking with forked tongues while lying down with dogs. They are flea-bitten, scum-sucking, bottom-feeding, carrion-breath shit-weasels. And they will be known forever by the loathsome tracks they leave.” — Dances With Crows 10.26.2018
Things “Michelle” Avenatti could have said but was beaten to the punchline by Rodney Dangerfield.
When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
Yeah, I know I’m ugly… I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’
I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.