Dazed and Confused

Hotel California Reviewed

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“Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the place I was before
‘Relax’ said the night man,
‘We are programmed to receive.
You can check out any time you like,
But you can never leave!'”

The Daily Beast reports, “She Posted a Bad Yelp Review. Then Her Nightmare Began.”

Two weeks after she posted a blurb about a disappointing bachelorette party venue on Long Island, the cyberbullying—in the form of disturbing, harassing, sexually explicit messages—started flooding her Facebook and her wedding website.

And for the guitar solo…