I’m not sure what it takes to get yourself a case of KFC-DWD. It could be a combination of too many KFC $Five Dollar Fill-ups and failing to work your lower body at the gym, or just bad genetics. Cock-a-doodle-do.
The dude with the KFC-DWD might have a chance of getting a job with this dance troup. Ya think?
Hide the keys to the white Ford Bronco.
Do you think the slogan “A Flamin’ Hot Asshole Warms The Heart” will play in Chicago? Or Minneapolis?
Click Door Three to see what you got from the Saudi Consulate Gift Shop. Hint. It not a coincidence that Door Three looks quite “medieval“.
Just think of the bidding battle between Mr. Wonderful, Kevin O’Leary, and Mark Cuban, owner of the Dallas Mavericks, for the rights to this product. O’Leary will try to get it for a 3.% Royalty on the value of any snackies transported by the product, and Cuban, well, he just wants to shelve the product so it won’t ever make it to market. Let’s face it, he’ll make more money protecting the $Concession Revenues at Mavericks games. After all, he’s gotta sell a $shitload of that $6Buck Beer and those $4Buck dogs, you know, in order to pay the $Big Bucks to Harrison and DeAndre.
