Eeewww!! Maybe not so much.
Give the gift that insures your kid will never want to watch ‘Sesame Street‘ again.
Who’s got the ‘Depends’? And the ‘Barf Bags’? And the ‘Blind-folds’? And the ‘Ear-plugs’? And the ‘Xanax’? And the ‘Jack Daniels’? And the ‘Effing Parachute? Especially the ‘Effing Parachute.
Imagine yourself on a winding two lane road, fogbound, 25 miles from nowhere and the ‘low tire pressure warning’ sounding for 2 tires, and, of course, you only have one donut spare that’s low on air. And if that’s not enough, your gas gauge is warning in it’s best ‘see, I told you so’ Google voice saying, “you have 2.2 miles until empty, dummy. You should have filled up at the 7-Eleven where you bought the bad burritos.” And speaking of bad burritos, the cramps are coming so fast and hard that you know it’s time to make for the bushes and hope there’s no poison ivy. When… up ahead you spot…?? Tail lights…?? Wazat…?? OMG!! I’m in my own “Scary Movie!!”
Scary Movie 1 – Official Trailer