TEOTWAWKI

Mr. Peanut Killed Off By Planters

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Was it an ‘heroic’ end to the 104 year old salty old  spokespeanut, or a case of premature wokeness?

EW–Mr. Peanut, who lived out the entirety of his years as the mascot of the Planters snack food company, has died. He was 104.

The iconic brand ambassador died heroically sacrificing himself to save his friends Wesley Snipes and Matt Walsh. The trio were driving down a desert road in Mr. Peanut’s signature vehicle, the Nutmobile, when Mr. Peanut swerved to avoid an armadillo, sending them flying from the car and ending up dangling from a precarious branch. Mr. Peanut chose to let go of the branch, plummeting into the canyon below, to let his companions live.

FedEx Truck Slams Into 100-Car Pileup In Fort Worth, TX

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Inside Edition–A deep freeze across much of the United States has led to treacherous conditions on the nation’s highways. At least five people were killed and many were injured in a massive pileup in Fort Worth, Texas that involved more than 100 cars. Car after car crashed into each other on I-35, which was coated in a slick sheet of ice that made driving treacherous. A careening FedEx truck and trailer slam into the pileup with staggering force, stunning onlookers.