“Well, Ed. It’s cold enough to freeze the balls off of a snowman.”
*It was so cold, the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.
*Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.
*It’s so cold I had to break the smoke off my chimney.
*It’s so cold my balls have become ovaries!
*It’s so cold Dunkin’ Donuts is serving coffee on a stick.
*It’s so cold I had to chisel my dog off a fire hydrant.
Johnny Carson jokes about Buffalo’s Blizzard of ’77
Jokes Found here.