Portland Witch Infestation

In addition to their real problems with Anifas, slugs, killer moss, extreme Vitamin D Deficiencies (no ‘effing sunshine), bad Municipal Governance, being spitting distance from 10 Civilization killing Volcanos, toenail fungus, Birkenstocks everywhere, and now, a major, bordering on humungus, Paddleboarding Witch Infestation.

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