Liberal Solution To Arson

Ban Hi-capacity automatic matches. It’s obvious.  But, Liberals.  Don’t ignore the “Law of Unintended Consequences”….how are you gonna light your bongs?  Flint and steel?  Friction Bow and Stick?  Magnifying Glass?  Will all purchases of Hi-cap Automatic Matches require a Federal Background Check and a mandatory Three Day Waiting Period?  Heh.

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