A New Side of Hillary for the Debates
Tired of being called programmed, robotic, and cold, Hillary Clinton plans to show voters the true ‘inner Hillary’ during the debate tonight. Hillary was heard saying she never understood what Bill saw in Gennifer anyway.
Vegans Are Destroying the Planet
Stop the mayhem. Have some bacon.
Hillary Has New Secret Service Codename
Hillary Clinton’s old Secret Service codename, “Evergreen”, has been changed to reflect the times. The new moniker is “Handrails”. Seems fitting. In case you were wondering Donald Trump’s codename is “Mogul” not “Mr. Bighair”.
The ‘Hammering in Hempstead’
The Presidential Debate Monday night in Hempstead, NY promises to be one of the historical events that no one wants to miss.
Hillary is affluent with issues to be exploited by a counter-puncher like Trump. She might indeed be the Joe Frazier of politics, all hard head and stubbornly driven. Whereas, Trump is like the political equivalent of Muhammad Ali, unpredictable and stinging like a bee.
Ali and Frazier had the ‘Thrilla in Manilla’. Let’s see if Monday’s debate becomes known as the ‘Hammering in Hempstead’.
While you wait for debate night, watch the “Thrilla in Manilla”.
Do Be a Debate Dog
Gear up because the ‘stuffs gonna fly. Hillary invited Mark Cuban (notorious Trumpophobic) to Monday night’s Presidential Debate and The “Donald” responded by inviting Gennifer Flowers (notorious buxom Bill Clinton 
paramour). And depending on the number of front row seats Trump has, he most certainly will invite Monica, Juanita, Kathleen, and Dolly.
Just in case the above ladies have a previous engagement, there are rumors that Trump will do a Clint Eastwood empty seat deal with name tags on them.
For that matter, Trump has a plethora of choices to get inside Hillary’s head. It wouldn’t be that hard for him to fill up the entire front row with Bill’s previous dalliances. Let’s see, you have, in reserve, Paula, Maria, Belinda, Naomi, Markie, Patricia, Elizabeth, Sally….
Hillary’s Doctors Say She’s Fit To Debate
The Daily Mail reports that,
When she meets the Republican nominee Monday night at Hofstra University, Clinton will be stuck on stage if she is unsteady on her feet or lapses into a prolonged
coughing fit.
In addition, debate moderator Lester Holt, who anchors NBC Nightly News, will not have the power to instruct cameramen to ‘cut away’ from the stage if Clinton finds herself physically compromised during the 90-minute debate, the first of three showdowns before the November 8 election.
‘And microphone audio for either of the candidates is not to be manipulated,’
