Daily Darwin – How’s Your Surfer Dudes, Dude?
Darwin is fond of noting that a Dude’s ‘dudes’ are not particularly fond of blunt trauma delivered by waterboarding.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Hey Howard Dean – Stick These Up Your Nose
Howard, the ‘Scream‘, Dean decided that Donald Trump’s case of the sniffles at Monday night’s debate means that he must be a cocaine user. No, Howard. If anyone deserves to be called erratic it’s your very ‘ownself’.
Now first, stick one of Mr. Rogers’ fingers up each nostril and then review your own highly suspect performance below.
Real Men Don’t Hunt
Even if a ‘real man’ has a beard and wears plaid, he’ll still starve.
Vegan Corndogs
Yum. Yum?? Not so tasty. Not so tasty at all.
Today’s Bacon – Girls With Bacon
Enough politics! The debate last night was enough to gag a maggot. So let’s move on to something good. Like bacon! Welcome to the first tasty morsel in the new category, “Girls With Bacon”.
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