My New Home Is In Chappaqua
When Trump gave a speech on terrorism and immigration and said,
We want people to come into our country, but they have to come in legally, through a process…. No one has a right to immigrate to this country.
It seemed pretty reasonable to most folks, but not Hillary Clinton. She retweeted,
Hillary’s comment makes no more sense than me saying I have a right to move into this random house at 15 Old House Ln, Chappaqua, NY 10514. (Come on, Secret Service. Just joking. Using Reductio ad absurdum to argue the absurdity of Hillary’s comment.)
Remaking Hillary’s Image for the Presidential Debate
Makeup and Hair are going to have a real challenge getting Hillary ready for Monday’s Presidential Debate.
Adult Diaper Marketing Proposal
Do you think the “Mad Men” have this one right? Looks like it could catch on to me. It hear they’re not only pitching it to ‘Depends’ but also ‘Metamucil’.
Justice Can Be Poetic
There are times when Justice is neither swift, nor sure. But then there are those glorious times when Justice waxes poetic.
These Eyes
Even though many of us have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express, it still doesn’t qualify us to make a medical 
diagnosis from YouTube. However, that being said, ‘these eyes‘ of Hillary Clinton are ‘effing weird. Read this from the American Mirror,
We don’t know, although based on a video recording of Hillary during a speech last night in Philadelphia, some neurological issues may have returned. As The American Mirror reported, “Hillary’s eyes appeared not in-sync with one another.” A montage of Hillary’s eye-catching moments before a small group of Temple University students can be seen below in footage by The American Mirror.
The Guess Who singing “These Eyes” are most likely not referring to Hillary’s really, really strange ones.