We’ll miss you Joe. It’s understandable, though, that you didn’t want to spend your retirement as a boat anchor.
Daily Darwin – Weather Wins
Darwin notes, Mother Nature is a bitch. He goes on to say, that if your genome is too stupid to come in from the weather, you’ll certainly be pounded into the ground.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
New Trump Handler
I hear the “Donald” has a new right hand man in charge of his debate prep. Folks in the know say this guy has really fired up Mr. Trump. Something about turning Dr. Carson into second hand “chitlins”.
**Chitterlings – sometimes spelled/pronounced chitlins or chittlins) are usually the small intestines of a pig, although the intestines of cattle and other animals are sometimes so named when used as a foodstuff.
It’s Debate Night
Another bloody ‘effing Republican debate tonight!
Rule Z – Halloween Sam
This Uncle Wants You….
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Ahh, the View
I love the smell of brisket smoking in the morning
Pigeon Negotiations
Who would have thought that a douche-bag Russian strongman, would be more instructive than our own douche-bag President.
Sharp Dressed Dog
Clean shirt, new shoes
And I don’t know where I am goin’ to.
Silk suit, black tie,
I don’t need a reason why.They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man.Gold watch, diamond ring,
I ain’t missin’ not a single thing.
And cuff links, stick pin,
When I step out I’m gonna do you in.They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man.Top coat, top hat,
I don’t worry ’cause my wallet’s fat.
Black shades, white gloves,
Lookin’ sharp and lookin’ for love.They come runnin’ just as fast as they can
‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man.
“Sharp Dressed Man” – ZZ Top
Looks Just Like Doc
I swear that crazy old “Democratic Socialist”, Bernie Sanders, looks just like that crazy old Doc Emmett Brown in the Back to the Future movie series. What’s your vote?
