You may think Valentine’s Day was months ago, but try this bouquet on your sweetie….
Hillary Schlepps Bags
From the DailyMail, “Hillary ditches Scooby van and flies to New Jersey after wrapping up three-day Iowa campaign tour – toting her own luggage!”
On Thursday a Vox reporter photographed Hillary at Omaha’s Eppley Field airport, holding on to her own rollaboard luggage and talking with a member of the public.
But while she boarded the plane like everyone else, she didn’t disembark that way: Afellow passenger tweeted a photo of the Town Car sedan – and police escort – that awaited her in Newark on the airport tarmac.
Elizabeth Warren asked for a comment on Hillary’s foray into coach seats and roll-around luggage, replied, “If Hillary carried her own bags, then I’m an Indian.”
Which Way to the YMCA?
Y.M.C.A. – Village People
Young man, there’s no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, ’cause you’re in a new town
There’s no need to be unhappy.
Young man, there’s a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you’re short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I’m sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys …
More Information Than I Need
Or want. By the way, what’s the purpose of that hose? The one attached to the wall? And the toilet? The one with the seemingly flexible line?
Hillary’s New Campaign Vehicle
Reporters discovered today that Hillary Clinton has upgraded her image by trading in her “so très 2000” Scooby van for a spiffy new bus. 
This new vehicle is said to not only be able to “give her image a real makeover” but also do double-dooty cleaning up after embarrassing misstatements.
Tea With Alice
Which pill am I supposed to request from Alice??
Past Performance Predicts….
It is said that “past performance predicts future behavior”. Sounds reasonable. So what might the passage of the ACA-ObamaCare teach us about the pending Iranian Nuclear Treaty?
Stool sample is too genteel. I’d call the deal a turd in a punchbowl.
A “Tail” of Three Cities
You can put the girl in the ghetto, but can you take the ghetto out of the girl?