Slouching From the Cheerios – #Whiners

From the WaPost.com, “The baffling reason many millennials don’t eat cereal“.

Few things are as painless to prepare as cereal. Making it requires little more than pouring something (a cereal of your choice) into a bowl and then pouring something else (a milk of your choice) into the same bowl. Eating it requires Bernie_Birdie_Supporters_01little more than a spoon and your mouth. The food, which Americans still buy $10 billion of annually, has thrived over the decades, at least in part, because of this very quality: its convenience.

And yet, for today’s youth, cereal isn’t easy enough.

[A]nother thing happening, which should scare cereal makers — and, really, anyone who has a stake in this country’s future — more: A large contingent of millennials are uninterested in breakfast cereal because eating it means using a bowl, and bowls don’t clean themselves (or get tossed in the garbage). Bowls, kids these days groan, have to be cleaned.

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How Is Life In Brussels Today?

Ask someone from Brussels.  Talk about an Advertising Campaign screwing the pooch.  This one is worse than the “Jaws 2” Mayor’s “It’s Safe to Go Back in the Water” campaign.  Watch.

Feds Crack Terrorist iPhones

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President “Weak” Stick

Obama’s “limp wrist” action with Cuba’s President Raul Castro, certainly demonstrates where the strength is in that relationship. Who’s your bitch, Raul?

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If a Fence Works for Canada…

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Life Lesson – Rabbit or Hawk?

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This Way To The Egress

Perhaps there’s a little PT (Welcome to the Egress) Barnum in Donald J. Trump.

Barnum’s American Museum was so popular that people would spend the entire day there. This cut into profits, as the museum would be too full to Trump_The_Wallsqueeze another person in. In classic Barnum style, old P.T. put up signs that said “This Way to the Egress.” Many customers followed the signs, not realizing that Egress was a fancy word for “Exit.” They kept on looking for this strange new attraction, the “Egress”. Many patrons followed the signs right out the door! Once they had exited the building, the door would lock behind them, and if they wanted to get back in, they had to pay another admission charge!

 

Do We Need a Quill-Free Zone?

Naw!! That would be as stupid as a “Gun Free Zone”.  Right??  #Whiners??

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