Darwin’s Fire Spitting Brigade

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Spit flammable liquid at an ignition source inches from my face? Wow! It’s gonna catch fire? Somebody’s going to take video? I might become an internet “Influencer”? Sounds like fun. What could go wrong?

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Found here.

Michigan’s Governor Grabs Deerfield’s Annual Testicle Festival By The Balls

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Did You Know That There’s a ‘Testicle Festival’ in Michigan? And Yes, It’s Canceled

Thanks, Governor Whitmer. You squeeze the life out of fun. First no bull seeds, then no veggie seeds at the Home Depot.

The 9th annual Testicle Festival in Deerfield, Michigan (which is about 35 miles south of Ann Arbor), which was supposed to take place over this past weekend, was canceled due to the COVID-19 outbreak.

This may surprise you but this post isn’t about coronavirus – we NEED to talk about the festival itself.

It’s held at the Deerfield American Legion and usually attracts up to 2,000 visitors. They spend about 12 hours eating…wait for it…fried bull testicles.

The festival has been postponed until May 9th and the testicles are being frozen until then.

A Stay At Home Festival Is All We’re Left With…

CNN’s Newest White House Correspondent – Karen Acosta

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And just like CNN gives all News Organizations a bad name, Karen Acosta does the same for all Karens.

Karen Acosta her ‘blonde bob’ cut at White House Presser

WHAT DOES KAREN MEAN?
Karen is a mocking slang term for an entitled, obnoxious, middle-aged white woman. Especially as featured in memes, Karen is generally stereotyped as having a blonde bob haircut, asking to speak to retail and restaurant managers to voice complaints or make demands, and being a nagging, often divorced mother from Generation X.

Abby Road Gets A Facelift

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The old street was looking a bit shabby… and lonely with the old ‘Coronavirus Lockdown’ going on.  Besides, what’s one to do with all of that extra Economic Stimulus money, anyway?

The Beatles – “You Never Give Me Your Money” (Remastered 2009)