New Secret Russian Plan To Interfere In 2020 Election Discovered
Codenamed “Russian Kahlusion”, It Blinds The American Electorate To Trump’s Imperfections
Watch the original testing results smuggled from a Russian Troll Farm (at great personal risk) by the crack spy team of Brennan and Clapper.
Supreme Court Gives Donald Trump A Puppy
The Daily Caller reports, “Supreme Court Allows Trump To Build 100 Miles Of Wall With Military Funds.” Trump said of the Supreme Court win, “If it barks like a dog, wags his tail like a dog, and pees on the Democrats legs like a dog, then I’m pretty sure this is my new puppy.”
It’s Friday, Bitches – Follow Me Into The Night!!
Woo ‘Effing Hoo!!
Your Vote ‘On Socialism’
Vote for Socialism and you may find that you life “on socialism” ends up looking more like the results of the old “this is your brain on drugs” commercial than some proletarian Utopia – assuming you could get an egg, of course.
The Original Rachael Leigh Cook Brain on Drugs