May. June or July??

UK’s Evening Standard reports, “Theresa May resigns: Prime Minister in tears as she tells UK she will quit on June 7 with leadership in tatters over Brexit.

Her voice breaking with emotion, Mrs May said: “I will shortly leave the job that it has been the honour of my life to hold.

“The second female prime minister, but certainly not the last. I do so with no ill will, but with enormous and enduring gratitude to have had the opportunity to serve the country I love.”

Standing in Downing Street, Mrs May announced she will resign formally as Tory leader on June 7 and leave as Prime Minister when her successor is chosen, probably in mid to late July.

Gropin’ Joe’s Memorial Day Makeover

The Gateway Pundit reports, “‘Sleepy’ Joe Biden Disappears From Campaign Trail Memorial Day Weekend“.

Leading Democrat presidential candidate Joe Biden disappeared Memorial Day weekend after taking it easy on the campaign trail the past ten days, having held only one rally and three fundraisers. The 76-year-old former vice president appears to be living up to President Trump’s “sleepy” nickname for him.

We think the answer to “Where’s that ‘Sleepy Gropin’ Joe’ Biden?” is pretty straightforward. He’s taken the Holiday Week to have his face spackled to give him a new and youthful look. How’d he do?

The Babylon Bee Posts “AOC Free” Retraction

The Editors of The Babylon Bee admitted today that their article, “Ocasio-Cortez Appears On ‘The Price Is Right,’ Guesses Everything Is Free” may not have been entirely accurate an issued an apology for the confusion.  Readers give the story “Two Hehs Up”.

**/sarc ‘n /snark Alert.