It’s too hard to say “Here An-Nasir Salah ad-Din Yusuf ibn Ayyub!! Good Boy, Salah ad-Din!! Come Here!! Saladin…. Saladin?!! SALADIN!!! Get your doggy ass over here. Ya want some bacon….??
We Call Him Saladin
Congressman Jerrold “Humpty” Nadler Cracks Up
AG Bill Barr says about “Humpty” Nadler’s subpoena, “Just beat it Jerry, beat it.”
Michael Jackson – “Beat It”
Ramadan Bombathan – Day 08
Chicago has HeyJackass.com tracking it’s record of murder and mayhem – Islam has the ReligionOfPeace.com. Since Ramadan is “a time for reflection and contemplation”, it is fitting that special recognition be given to those that have suffered a less than ‘peaceful’ end due to the ministrations of the Religion of Peace.
| Date | Country | City | Killed | Injured | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2019.05.12 | Burkina Faso | Dablo | 6 | 0 | A large group of extremists attack a church during a service, killing six, including the pastor. |
| 2019.05.12 | Syria | Suqaylabiyah | 5 | 6 | A Sunni group sends a barrage of shells into a neighborhood, killing five residents. |
| 2019.05.12 | Afghanistan | Dushi | 1 | 1 | An Afghan security official is murdered by the Taliban. |
| 2019.05.11 | Afghanistan | Kama | 1 | 0 | A fundamentalist group murders a local official. |
| 2019.05.11 | Pakistan | Khaipur Tamiwali | 4 | 3 | The brother of a young woman who married against the family’s wishes fires into their home, killing four. |
So Democrats Will Pledge Allegiance….?
Just not the the “Flag of the United States of America…”
Here’s a reminder of the real Pledge of Allegiance for those Democrats who have forgotten.
“I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”
Gropin’ Joe Biden’s Gonna Be Watching “Game of Thrones” Tonight
This could be Joe’s last chance to give Cersei a sniff.
Alfred E. Neuman – The Early Years – update
Alfred E. Neuman’s formerly closeted brother from another mother, Pete, is running for President of the United States. And Alfred’s endorsement of his BFAM (Brother From Another Mother) is…? Drumroll, please. “What? Me Worry?”
