Black Friday Headlines

Were these the real headlines of the day, you bet it would be a Liberal Black Friday.

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Thanksgiving Microaggression

I hope you have a Happy Thanksgiving in whatever “safe space” you inhabit today.  No micro-offenses offered or intended or even micro-desired.

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Way too cracker…  The little red-headed accordion kid  probably offends everyone.  And the skinny dude in the sweater vest?  Not to mention the blondie in pedal-pushers.  Jeez!

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Where’s BB?

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Happy Thanksgiving

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I See Nothing!

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Sgt. Schultz from Hogan’s Heroes (1965-1971) .

   
   

Daily Darwin – Machine Gun Monkey

Darwin says that if you give a Chimpanzee an AK-47, loaded no less, you can expect your genome to get it’s balls blown off.  Just sayin’.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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