Today’s Bacon – It’s Never Too Late

You may think Valentine’s Day was months ago, but try this bouquet on your sweetie….

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Hillary Schlepps Bags

From the DailyMail, “Hillary ditches Scooby van and flies to New Jersey after wrapping up three-day Iowa campaign tour – toting her own luggage!”

On Thursday a Vox reporter photographed Hillary at Omaha’s Eppley Field airport, holding on to her own rollaboard luggage and talking with a member of the public.

But while she boarded the plane like everyone else, she didn’t disembark that way: Afellow passenger tweeted a photo of the Town Car sedan – and police escort – that awaited her in Newark on the airport tarmac.

Elizabeth Warren asked for a comment on Hillary’s foray into coach seats and roll-around luggage, replied, “If Hillary carried her own bags, then I’m an Indian.”

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Which Way to the YMCA?

Y.M.C.A. – Village People

Young man, there’s no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, ’cause you’re in a new town

There’s no need to be unhappy.Dems_The_Pillage_People
Young man, there’s a place you can go.

I said, young man, when you’re short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I’m sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It’s fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys …

   
   

More Information Than I Need

Or want.  By the way, what’s the purpose of that hose?  The one attached to the wall?  And the toilet?  The one with the seemingly flexible line?

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Can’t Resist Piling On

This was the original “prototype” for the Hillary Campaign Scooby Van.  Huma objected, though.  She said that no way was she going to “pedal her ass all over town because that was that bitch-husband Anthony’s deal.”

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Hillary’s New Campaign Vehicle

Reporters discovered today that Hillary Clinton has upgraded her image by trading in her “so très 2000” Scooby van for a spiffy new bus. Hillary_Stool_Bus

This new vehicle is said to not only be able to “give her image a real makeover” but also do double-dooty cleaning up after embarrassing misstatements.