Even if Steve were to screw up another Miss Universe Pageant winner announcement, he’ll always have a place with Hasbro as a premier Mr. Potato Head model.
Welcome to “Rahm’s Rat World”
CBS2 Chicago reports that Democrat Mayor Rahm Emanuel’s “Chicago [was] Named The ‘Rat Capital’ Of The U.S.” What’s this penchant that democrat politicians have for turning cities into rat infested, crime and murder ridden, poverty pimping, shitholes?
According to a study by the apartment search service “Rent Hop,” the city received 50,963 rat complaints last year – more than any other city in the country.
New York came in a distant second place, followed by Washington, D.C., and Boston.
The study also found the number of rat complaints jumped 55% since 2014.
The study claims “when comparing the number of complaints per 100,000 residents, Chicago topped the list with 1876.09 complaints per 100,000 residents.”
And speaking of murder rates, perhaps Chicago’s “HeyJackass.com” should branch out do a sister website, “HeyRatface.com”.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’ Democratic-Socialist SJW Brigade
Redrum Democracy. Redrum Capitalism. Redrum Republicans. Redrum Trump. Redrum Kavanaugh.
Redrum, Redrum. – “The Shining”
The ‘Transfarmers’
How ya gonna keep ’em down on the farm
After they’ve seen Paree’
Reuben, Reuben, I’ve been thinking
Said his wifey dear
Now that all is peaceful and calm
The boys will soon be back on the farm
Mister Reuben started winking and slowly rubbed his chin
He pulled his chair up close to mother
And he asked her with a grin
How ya gonna keep ’em down on the farm
After they’ve seen Paree’
How ya gonna keep ’em away from Broadway
Jazzin around and paintin’ the town
How ya gonna keep ’em away from harm, that’s a mystery
They’ll never want to see a rake or plow
And who the deuce can parleyvous a cow?
How ya gonna keep ’em down on the farm
After they’ve seen Paree’
