Daily Darwin – Electrician Ladder Brigade Two-fer

Darwin hilariously points out that this Darwin Award candidate belongs to the rarefied category of ‘Two-fers’, those that seek to wreck havoc on their genomes in two ways simultaneously. In this case, by Ladder and by Electricity.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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#SchemingSchumer And His #ShutdownDreamers

President Trump’s new ad, “Complicit”, inexorably ties the Democrats to Illegal Immigrant crime. #SchemingSchumer and his Democratic cohort will own every murder, every rape, every drug deal, every strong arm robbery, every drug overdose death and every other crime committed by these #ShutdownDreamers. It’s a shame that the only trial #SchemingSchumer and his Democrats will stand for is election, because they are certainly ‘complicit’ in the rest.

Here’s a few of #SchemingSchumer’s finest #ShutdownDreamers.

Charlie Hurt on “Flake News”

Nope. No typo there. We have a new addition to the FakeNews nomenclature. “Flake News”. Heh. As in Jeff Flake, erstwhile Senator from Arizona “Flaky Flake Fake News”.

NBC News – “There’s Russians Behind Every Meme”

NBC Reporter, Ken Dilanian sees Russians behind every meme and hashtag.  Lions and Tigers and Bears, oh my!

 

Let Apple Pay For ‘The Wall’

Or maybe Apple will just provide the temporary ‘Construction Loan’ while Trump formulates the Mexican Wall Payment Plan (MWPP).  Trump wins again.  From the NY Times, “Apple, Capitalizing on New Tax Law, Plans to Bring Billions in Cash Back to U.S.“.

Apple, which had long deferred paying taxes on its foreign earnings and had become synonymous with hoarding money overseas, unveiled plans on Wednesday that would bring back the vast majority of the $252 billion in cash that it held abroad and said it would make a sizable investment in the United States.

… Apple took advantage of the new tax code that President Trump signed into law last month. A provision allows for a one-time repatriation of corporate cash held abroad at a lower tax rate than what would have been paid under the previous tax plan. Apple, which has 94 percent of its total cash of $269 billion outside the United States, said it would make a one-time tax payment of $38 billion on the repatriated cash.

NY Jets’ Thug Robby Anderson – Another Reason to DumpNFl

Not only do some NFL players have a problem standing for the Pledge of Allegiance, but threatening a Police Officer’s wife with rape like this young thug should get him booted from the NFL and a trip to jail.

Here’s the story from Breitbart, “New York Jets’ Robby Anderson to Cop: ‘I’m Going to F*ck Your Wife…Nut in Her Eye“.

A Florida police officer has alleged that New York Jets wide receiver Robby Anderson turned crude and lewd during a recent traffic stop, and threatened to sexually assault the officer’s wife.

Police say he was going 105-miles-per-hour in a 45 zone of Friday morning, but when he was placed in the back of a police cruiser he began making lewd threats to the officer.

NFL Hall of Shame Player, Robby Anderson

Robby Anderson – Thug, NY Jets

**This is America, so this young thug gets to be presumed innocent until proven guilty.  However, for this NFL Loser, maybe you don’t have to work too hard at it.