Think You’ve Had a Bad Day?
Eeewww!! Maybe not so much.
Liberal Solution To Arson
Ban Hi-capacity automatic matches. It’s obvious. But, Liberals. Don’t ignore the “Law of Unintended Consequences”….how are you gonna light your bongs? Flint and steel? Friction Bow and Stick? Magnifying Glass? Will all purchases of Hi-cap Automatic Matches require a Federal Background Check and a mandatory Three Day Waiting Period? Heh.
Take a Chance On The Wheel With Al Gore
The only one that wins this game is Al Gore.
Be Careful! Or You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out
But it was really squirrels and rabbits and frogs and snakes and mail boxes and old cans and birds and never, ever the neighbor’s cat and hardly ever your little brother that needed some ‘eye protection’.
Hail! Red Ryder. The best gift ever.
Seeking Job As ‘Lizard Whisperer’
He might have a chance for that job depending on his interviewing skills, even though his credentials appear to be a few hairs short of a pompadour. But any other ‘real’ job, not so much.
Today’s Democrats On The Battle Of Britain
From History.com, a timely reminder….
On June 17, 1940, the defeated French signed an armistice and quit World War II. Britain now stood alone against the power of Germany’s military forces, which had conquered most of Western Europe in less than two months. But Prime Minister Winston Churchill rallied his stubborn people and outmaneuvered those politicians who wanted to negotiate with Adolf Hitler.
Oregon’s ‘Green’ Gas Problem
So Oregon’s greenie #Snowflake #Whiners can finally pump their own gasoline. Heh.
