The Hill – “FBI uncovered Russian bribery plot before Obama administration approved controversial nuclear deal with Moscow“.
Breitbart – “7 Uranium One Facts Every American Should Know“.
Fox News – “Hillary Clinton and the real Russian collusion“.
#LosingNFL Dumping Thursday Night Football?
Could it get any worse for the #LosingNFL? Maybe not so much….
Breitbart reports, “TV Execs Scramble to Stop Plummeting NFL Ratings, Suggest Canceling Ten ‘Thursday Night Football’ Games“.
Network executives are scrambling to solve the growing problem of crashing ratings for the National Football League, by cutting games to end the perceived “over-saturation” of football on TV.
To put an end to the sliding ratings, the executives are proposing that fewer games may be the ticket to stop that “over-saturation,” with one idea being to cut Thursday Night Football by a whopping ten games.
Need a replacement for your Thursday night entertainment? Here’s just the ticket.
We’ll should start a petition to have the A & E Network begin Thursday night episodes of their exciting, action packed Live PD. You won’t miss football for even a moment. And the dogs get to bite the bad guys for real. How cool is that?
Ben Affleck’s ‘Bro-squeezing’ Hump Day With Harvey
Again, in the spirit of “We never let a good Hump Day go to waste”, Ben Affleck’s little ‘bro-squeeze’ on Harvey’s quite voluptuous man-boobs deserves honorable mention for today’s “Hump Day With Harvey” edition.
Matt Damon’s ‘Suburbicon’ Hump Day
We borrowed our motto from Harvey Weinstein, “We never let a good Hump Day go to waste.” Woo-Hoo!!
Rep. Frederica Wilson, Democrat and Mad Hatter
Melanie Martinez – Mad Hatter (Tim Burton’s “Alice In Wonderland”)
ScienceDiet – Fair Food Re-Imagined
Ultimate ‘Triple S’ Combination – Sweet, Sour, and Salty.
Unilever’s Next Dove Advertising ‘Shit Storm’
Having washed their hands of their last lambasted ‘transitions‘ ad, Unilever-Dove has doubled-down with this new Mooch-Melania transition themed ad.
The story from CNBC, “Dove apologizes after social media users skewer soap ad as racist.”
Personal care brand Dove said a recent marketing campaign “missed the mark in representing women of color thoughtfully,” amid criticism that the advertisements were racially insensitive.
**FakeNews Alert**
