Chris Christie’s BeachGate – A Dab ‘O Art
I see a ‘beach scene‘ shot from a aerial drone. The only thing missing is Chris Christie….
Oh! Here’s Chris!!
Double Unstuffed
Three choices here: 1) Extremely hypoglycemic, 2) Too much time on their hands, or 3) Some really weird form of OCD.
Hillary Copes – Alternate Nostril Breathing For Her Alternate Reality
This ‘howler‘ was reported in the Washington Examiner, “Hillary Clinton demonstrates ‘alternate nostril breathing’ during CNN interview“.
Failed Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton demonstrated on Wednesday one of the ways she dealt with her shocking loss to President Trump in the aftermath of the 2016 election while promoting her new campaign memoir.
“Seems like you’ve been doing a lot of yoga?” CNN’s Anderson Cooper asked during an interview organized as part of Clinton’s What Happened book tour.
“Yes, I have,” Clinton responded. “And alternate nostril breathing.”
Here are a few examples of why Hillary’s life now consists solely of making excuses and alternate nostril breathing. Look.
And if just the thought of Hillary’s ‘alternate nostril breathing’ wasn’t enough to gag you out, Anderson Cooper says, “Gee, Hillary! Can we see? Please? Can we…..?”
Cooper then asked Clinton to show him what the coping mechanism entailed.
“I would highly recommend it,” Clinton started. “You are supposed to shut your eyes — I don’t want to shut my eyes on national television — but you do hold [your nostril] and breathe through one, and you hold it and then you exhale to the other and you keep going.”
‘Pineapple Express’ Returning Home After Hurricane Irma
This is not the ‘Pineapple Express‘ I was hoping for.
Apple Announces iPhone X Accessories
Not only will your iPhone X turn your faceĀ into a ‘poop emoji’, which is Apple’s way of telling you that you paid way, way too much for that phone, but you can also take care of all of your kitchen tasks with this new accessory.
**FakeNews Alert
Hillary Clinton – Wait For The Movie
If you thought the book was ‘schlocky‘, just wait for the movie…