Brian Williams’ first job back from “sabbatical” is covering the Pope’s US visit. Looks like Brian is very close to the Pope.
Tastes Like Chicken
Here, kitty. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty??
Huma’s New Job
Ms. Abedin practicing for a new profession, post Hillary.
Thank God for Joggers
If it wasn’t for stupid, spandex wearing, yoga panted, stretching idiots,
Today’s Bacon – The “Baconator”
This is the all-time manly man’s bacon cooker!
Murica – Hairy Pasta
Gag me with a fork.
Hasta La Vista, Baby – updated
And don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Mr. John Effing Boehner. Mr. Former Speaker of the House.
The NY Times reports, “John Boehner, House Speaker, Will Resign From Congress.”
Speaker John A. Boehner, an Ohio barkeeper’s son who rode a conservative wave to one of the highest positions in government, said Friday he would relinquish his gavel and resign from Congress, undone by the very Republicans who swept him into power.
No, Arnold. That doesn’t mean we want you to run for Congress.
Concealed Carry, Eh??
Meet the new concealed carry gear that our Canadian neighbors to the north dreamed up.
Coptimus Prime
This story from KENS5 San Antonio just makes you want to go out and give those New Braunfels cops a big hug and a really wet sloppy kiss. “Coptimus Prime!” HaHaHa!!!
NEW BRAUNFELS, Texas — The newest addition to the New Braunfels Police Department is a 2007 Chevy Corvette z06, and it usually costs about $80,000.
It may look and sound like a regular Corvette. However, when you take a closer look, its bumper tells the real story.
“We basically busted up a large methamphetamine trafficking ring. This particular Corvette was determined by the court to be purchased using drug money,” New Braunfels Police Department communications coordinator David Ferguson said.
It’s now in the hands of NBPD, but this beauty won’t be pulling you over.
“Our department is always looking for ways to interact with our community in a positive way. We decided to make it a community outreach tool,” said Ferguson.
“It’s kind of like a driving billboard for drug dealers and criminals saying ‘Hey look, crime doesn’t pay,'” said Ferguson.
The muscle car draws crowds wherever it goes.
“I think it’s awesome,” Casey Keneese said.
“It’s the best company car I’ve ever seen in my life,” said Shelly Phillips.
The Corvette even has a name.
“Coptimus Prime” will be deputed Friday at the Comal County Fair and parade.
