Adam ‘Pencilneck’ Schiff’s Custom ImpeachMobile

In Order To Navigate From Conspiracy Theory To Conspiracy Theory In His Quest To Impeach Donald “Fo Di Fi” Trump, Adam ‘Pencilneck’ Schiff Requisitioned A Custom ImpeachMobile From The Deep State Motor Pool.

Unfortunately, the design tends to keep crazy inside and appears to be impermeable to common sense and good judgement from the out.

Comrade Schiff Wants Naked Trump Photos – updated

Update:  It’s worth reminding Pencil Neck Adam Schiff of his own adventures with Russian Oppo Research.  Glass Houses, Adam.

We vill set secret meeting to get da “naked Trump pictures“. I vill have my people meet vith your people. Vat is da password? Should I call you comrade, Comrade?